Who is it?

And finally… On Wednesday morning (23 Sept) there she was – Trude Herr standing proudly in Cologne Station.  By Wednesday evening she was gone.

But it was fun watching her take shape from a square block just a few days before.  I hope you’ve enjoyed following the updates and thanks to the Hauptbahnhof and sculptor Emmanuel Sellier for brightening the days commuting for a while!

French Sculptor Sellier spent two weeks chiselling a lifesize model of the late Cologne born actress/singing star Trude Herr in the station lobby from 10am until 8pm.

Sellier started chiselling away at the 600 kg block of Tuff volcanic Stone on 10 September.

Elli/MiaoMio CD’s and Parties

Bonn’s own all girl band MiaoMio and Cologne’s Elli both had new discs to sell and both offered a ‘CD Release Party’. Visions of making smalltalk with a plate of cocktail sausages in one hand and a champagne flute in the other made me curious, so I shaved, showered and hit the big City twice this month.

Long time readers of my concert reports here on English-network might remember my enthusiastic review of a young lady who supported Anne Haigis at the Harmonie a couple of years ago. Since then Anika Auweiler’s career has been steadily building momentum. Her first CD the largely acoustic ‘Lauf’ (‘Run’) appeared recently with top local musician Jens Filser more than ably supporting on guitar, but whilst ‘Lauf’ is a very agreeable folk/pop mix it’s The Indie Pop band MiaoMio fronted by Anika which is receiving a lot of attention and praise at present and which recently presented it’s first ever CD Release at Kult41 on the Hochstaden Ring in Bonn.

Cult41 is a bunker of a building close to the main Railway line and a main road intersection in Bonn Centre. I get off of the tram and it immediately starts raining. When I greet Anika in the aptly termed ‘winter-garden’ my hair is dripping rain on the floor and the leaking roof is dripping rain on my head. My hopes of a canape or even a small thimble of Bollinger also drip away, but as I’d promised my stomach something special this evening I help myself to a licorice black cat from the dish on the bar, order a ‘Bio Kölsch’, head inside’ and take up position beside the concrete stage, or below it to be precise since it is raised several feet above floor level (no danger of fans rushing Robbie Williams onstage here)

MiaoMio

To put it politely, IndiePop isn’t quite my area of musical expertise ( impolitely, I have NO IDEA quite what IndiePop is) Support band Kassette were bright and poppy with a somewhat whacky presentation that made them charming. Anika and band quietly took the stage and then put in a smoothe and solid performance for the evening. Since their first show at Klangstation two years ago they have grown in confidence, stage presence and musicianship, and with Anika’s voice and songs they have a head start on a good many wannabe successful bands. Add a bit of the promised ‘band coaching’ to the lot of talent they already possess and watch them fly up the IndiePop chart – although I’m not sure if there is one.

It’s clearly going to be a busy rest of year for Anika, Sarah Brasack (keyboards), Eva Marxen (Bass) and Sarah Tauscher (drums) – but having seen them a couple of times now, spoken to them and most importantly, heard their first CD, I think this could be the start of something big for the girls and hopefully for Bonn’s young music scene too. Not long after forming, the band secured a prestigious place on the live stage at the UN Biodiversity Conference in Bonn. This year they won out against fierce competition from 70 bands in the NRW wide ‘popupNRW’ band competition to be selected for advice and coaching in the music business. Just as importantly, their success guarantees them slots at some major festivals and concerts in the NRW area.

My verdict on the CD ‘MiaoMio: Intelligent songs concealed behind a pop backing. They require engaging brain and ears together but are well worth the effort. For ultimate tingling of the spine though try Anika’s solo ‘Lauf’ CD.

Final note on the evening – dress down for the next CD Presentation event, which is…

Elisabeth Erl, better known to the music Biz as Elli and best known as the winner in 2003 of DSDS (Deutschland Sucht Den Superstar). Elli’s CD Release Party is at the MTC Club near Cologne South Station, but being next to a railway station is where the similarities with Kult41 end. For a start it was SUNNY this time and students were sitting outside of pubs and clubs the length of Zülpicherstrasse. Inside MTC though there were still no canapes or champagne flutes to be found – in fact it was difficult to find anything in the pitch darkness. Do students have special optical abilities now that I didn’t have when I was propping up bars at Portsmouth Polytechnic? I recognize Elli herself in the gloom purely because of the trademark ‘pork-pie’ hat on her head. Said hat was actually stolen during a concert recently but returned to the local television station who duly filmed its eponymous return to Elli’s head the next day.

So Elli quite clearly has a bit of media spin already on her side – not least due to her appearances with Dieter Bohlen. The new CD ‘Human’ though is a result of time spent in America and away from Bohlen. Lyrics are all in English and it is clearly a very commercial platter. “The first CD that’s really me all the way through” as Elli describes it – although the booklet credits assign the music and lyrics to others with the rather mysterious additional assignation each time of ‘Elisabeth ‘Elli Erl – Manuscript’.

Both support acts are worth a mention: ‘AlexAmsterdam‘ were a quirky keyboard/guitar duo who actually came from Düsseldorf (The name ‘AlexAmsterdam’ sounded good explained their guitarist – who surprisingly is actually named Alex) later. Still more interesting was the set by Adrienne – a feisty girl with acoustic guitar and thoughtful lyrics from Los Angeles who’s band ‘The Rescues’ have made several musical appearances on episodes of ‘Greys Anatomy’. Also notable in an odd way was that it was the men (from AlexAmsterdam) who had the long hair, and the women (both Elli and Adrienne) who had short hair and tattooed arms.

And so to Elli’s performance itself. Things got off to a jerky start musically with Adi the guitarist – Elli later admitted to changing the set order without telling the poor man. When soon after a broken guitar string caused delays, her showmanship talents came to the fore and she had the audience singing acappella for a couple of minutes. In fact the most memorable aspects of the evenings show for me were the excellent power Pop songs from the new ‘Human’ CD, in particular ‘Shadows’ , but most of all Elli’s control of the audience. Anyone talks whilst she sings and she calls out ‘Schnauze!’ (’shut up’, as she explained to Adrienne who wondered what she was saying). These were fans of course and all was spoken and taken in good humour.

My verdict on the CD ‘Human’: Great vocals and well crafted pop/rock songs. maybe a bit too ‘hit formula’ structered for my taste but then I’m not the target audience. A very listenable./enjoyable disc.

On the crowded midnight train back to Bonn I found myself thinking that my very first CD Release shows were total contrasts to one another, with two up and coming acts that could each do with a mix of the others talents to add to their own. The songwriting and band atmosphere of MiaMiao and the showmanship/commercial appeal of Elli duly sprinkled onto both bands, leave to simmer and add a glass of champagne – on second thoughts, strike the champagne, it’s a myth along with the cocktail sausages on sticks. This might be called Indie/Pop but really it’s Rock n Roll.

MiaoMio

Elli

HOLLYWOOD COMEDY NIGHTS IN COLOGNE

Hi everyone,

Our next show is on May 13th 2009 and it’s gonna be a Blast!

Check out our newest edition of the Comedy Night News.

http://ComedyNightNews.com

P.S: Tonight is the last night for Chill-out Comedy at the Zin Zin.
The show is being moved to a new location:
“The “O” Club” at Rudolfplatz.

More info at: http://ChilloutComedy.de

Click here for our Newsletter:
http://ComedyNightNews.com
Cheers; Smiles and Laughs,
Johnny Hollywood

johnnyhollywood@witty.com
http://www.ComedyNightNews.com

Sunny Skies Get Heavy

Due to the update of our website my review of last week’s Harmonie concert by Sunny Skies comes a little late so I had an excuse for forgetting it – only how do you ‘forget’ to report when a band you like does one of it’s best shows ever?

Speaking to a promoter before the show talk was of the credit crunch , falling attendances and plunging revenues, of people who won’t be coming back because of a lack of BOS (Bums On Seats). So how do you explain a local cover band pretty well selling out the hall? You would be forgiven for thinking it was maybe down to ‘Sunny Skies’ numerous band members each bringing sizeable chunks of their families to the show –quite simply it’s down to a reputation for good music built up over more than 35 years.

To the show: Skies’ guitarist Martin Behr confused a lot of people, including yours truly, by being support act for the band he was playing in. Since even Richie Blackmore wouldn’t sound-check on his own for half an hour and also have himself videoed doing it, I finally twigged that it was a support slot and not the longest band intro ever. I’m not sure of the point of videoing a guitarist playing to backing tapes though, it must seem odd to hear a drummer on the video but actually see a drummerless kit onstage. The ghost of Keith Moon perhaps? On a serious note though (pun intended) Behr is a seriously good guitarist and fans of guitar instrumental music should give his solo material a listen.

It sometimes seems to me as if there are two bands named Sunny Skies. One is a pop band revolving around founder member Rope Schmitz. To be found here are the established sure fire hits: ‘A Little Help from my Friends’ , ‘Summer of 69’ and ‘Angels’ for example. Then there’s the Hard Rock Band around Behr and vocalist Alex Krienke.  The two also play in a popular Iron Maiden coverband named ‘Killerz’ so they have no trouble getting rough with numbers from Whitesnake, Led Zeppelin, ACDC and the like. Being an ageing rocker myself it’s this greyer side of the sky (the ‘dark side of the moon’ doesn’t quite fit a sunny sky analogy) that I love most. For this reason I always ask Rope beforehand if Nadine is in the show. Nadine Weyer is a rocker too you see – and on this particular night she is absolute dynamite. There’s a break mid show and I have the chance to ask her how her voice is standing up to the workout she is giving it. Misunderstanding me, she is worried that she hasn’t sounded good so far – maybe that’s why second half her soaring version of the Melissa Etheridge classic ‘Like the way I Do’ is one of the best performances I’ve heard from any singer anywhere, anytime in my life?!.

Not that Axel has been a slouch with his singing duties. A rocking version of Deep Purple’s ‘Perfect Strangers’ got part two of the set off to a flyer and hats off to him for taking on such a classic of Hard Rock history as ‘Stairway to Heaven’. It seems a bit hit and miss at times but when it hits it’s another highlight of the show and when the notes jangle a bit well, a few smiles onstage show it’s all just Rock n Roll.

By shows end I took refuge from the crowd by watching from the small Harmonie Balcony. It looked as crowded down there as it had seemed when I was actually down there too.

The cries for an encore were as loud as I’ve heard from bands with far bigger names, but even the biggest would have to follow the Harmonies 10.30pm finish. As if that wasn’t tragic enough I heard from Axel later that a new Deep Purple cover version was on the wrong side of that 10.30 curfew.

Maybe that can be put right on 9 July when the band make whats sure to be a historic performance supporting former Beach Boy Brian Wilson. Sunny Skies and Surfing… Museumsplatz here we come.

More photos

Comedy Nights in April

Hi Friends and Fans of Comedy,

Only a few more days til our next show.

Remember, we have that fabulous lady from NY, Tamika Campbell coming in to get you all laughing in your and out of your seats.
Check out : http://ComedyNightNews.com for details

Email: johnnyhollywood@witty.com

Koelsch

Glossary of "Kölsch" Karneval in the Cologne dialect:
Alaaf – Helau: originally the greeting of the City of Cologne in the Rhineland, it means "Lebe hoch" and has become a Karneval greeting.
Helau: general expression of cheer and joyfulness.
Koelle Alaaf: a "cheer to the City of Cologne."
Elf: oldest Cologne Karneval motto "Ey Lustig Fröhlich – ELF."
Jeck: person born in Cologne.
Imi: Not born in Cologne, but living there.
All others: "Fründe" (Freunde), "Jäste" (Gäste) or "Besök" (Besuch).
Fasteleer or Fastelofvend: Karneval in Cologne.
Wieverfastelovend: the first day of the women's carnival. Tie wearers beware for, according to custom, your tie can be be cut off.
Zoch: (from Zug) parade.
Fastelovendszoch: Rose Monday Parade.
Funken: Jeckengroups in uniforms.
Sitzung: meeting of Faschingsverein, where there is music, singing, dancing and Schunkeln.
Schunkeln: you link arms with the persons next to you and swing with the music.
Bütten: a barrel.
Büttensitzung: The main feature of a Büttensitzung is that a speaker literally stands inside of, and speaks from a barrel.

 

The Highpoints before Ash Wednesday are:
Thursday: "Weiberfastnacht," "Schmutziger Dunschtig" (fettiger Donnerstag) – "Fasnetküchli." In some areas "Kinderfasnacht"
Saturday: "Schmalziger Samstag"
Sunday: "Pfaffen- or Herrenfastnacht"
Monday: "Rosenmontag"–has nothing to do with roses, it is derived from "rasender Montag" (raving Monday)
Tuesday: "Fastnachtsdienstag," "Faschingsdienstag," or "Rechte Fastnacht" (true Fastnacht); also called "Kehraus" (from "auskehren," to sweep out). Shrove Tuesday, because it was the day on which "shrift" or confession was made in preparation for Lent
Wednesday: "Aschermittwoch" (Ash Wednesday)
Sunday: "Funkensonntag" – also celebrated in some areas as "Bauern-, Allermanns-, Grosse-, Alte Fastnacht" .

 

Amnesty International

Dear all,
>
> just recently, we were told about english-network.de. Which is a  
> really helpful site. In spring we founded an English-speaking
> Amnesty  
> International Group in Cologne (it's the third English-speaking
> group  
> in Germany, after Berlin and Munich). We meet regularly every
> second  
> (first and third) Tuesday at 7.30 PM in the Amnesty International  
> Office Cologne (Domstraße 56, 50668 Köln, KVB-station Ebertplatz).
>
> Further information can be found at www.amnesty-koeln.de/aiesg. The
>  
> group's email address is aiesg@amnesty-koeln.de. We would be very  
> glad, if you could include this group under the "Clubs &  
> Associations" header on your side.
>
> Sincerely,
> Oliver
>
> *********************************************
> amnesty international
> bezirk köln
> bezirkssprecher
> domstraße 56
> 50668 köln
> 0178/5542264
> ohendrich@amnesty-koeln.de
> http://www.amnesty-koeln.de

Hollywood Comedy Night 19 October!

Köln Comedy Festival Line-up 2006

HARD ROCK CAFÉ
American Style Stand-Up Club

English Stand-up Comedy Rocks! And you’ll find the proof at the Hard Rock Cafe Cologne. Once again one of the highlights of this years 16th Köln Comedy Festival is our English Stand-up Club, an international event, with performers from the birth countries of comedy. Hosts are American comedian Johnny Hollywood and the lovely Co-host singer Kathy Gering.
We have done our best to give you a variety of top Comedians from the UK, USA, Egypt, Sweden, India, plus surprises, in two separate shows to choose from, so come on down and join the fun! You don’t want to miss it!

Oct. 19th:
Fredrik Schoenfeld, Peter Shub, Omar Marzouk, Spencer Brown

FREDRIK SCHOENFELD:
As the Swede he is, Fredrik has a very charming European style of Comedy that suits any crowd. He acquired his basic Skills at the famous Comedy Temple "The Second City" in Toronto in 2002 and refined the content of his shows at the "Dramatic Institute" in Stockholm in 2003. Most Jokes are on him and his interaction with the audience feels natural and does not scare anybody off. If you ever wondered what a Swedish drinking song is about and whether the Vikings had horns on their helmets or not. His Show will give you the answer. Even languages and accents do play a big part in his act and you will certainly feel a little smarter when you leave.

SPENCER BROWN:
Not so much a comedian as a force of nature, Spencer Brown is ripping up the comedy circuit like a cartoon tornado. Young, fresh, and like nothing you’ve ever seen before; crowds have been wowed by his childlike anarchy and Looney Tunes physicality in performances described by Time Out as “more an event than a gig”; Seeing Spencer Brown is like a plugging into the comedy mainframe, so prepare to have your mind blown: this is refreshing, goofy comedy that will make you love life.

OMAR MARZOUK:
Omar Marzouk probably the best Danish Egyptian stand-up in the world. Where are the laughs in the war against terror? Fresh from a sell out tour in Denmark, Omar just performed in Edinburgh armed with a map and pointer to demonstrate where the funny bits are in the axis of evil and to show the best place to stop for a picnic on the road to peace. Danish comic Omar Marzouk always receives a lot of press attention and it’ no wonder. He is one of very few Muslims performing who also tackles terrorism head-on – even ending his show with a fake rucksack bomb ticking away on stage. At least, he did before July 7!

PETER SHUB:
Peter is a Philadelphia born Comedy performer who has toured Europe for the last 20 years with the Roncalli Circus and the Cirq Du Soleil. He is know for his special pantomime style which isn’t always silent. Combining his regular routines with bits of Stand-up, he is probably the loudest mime in the world. One look, one move and he’s got you! Whether taking his imaginary dog for a walk or shooting pictures for his album, his style is unmistakable. That is why he has opened for acts like Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld and Rodney Dangerfield in the states.

So you won’t want to miss these fantastic shows.

There are only a limited number of tickets left for each show.

Ticket price is Euro15,00 and Euro 17,00 at the door (if there is any room) the night of the show.

There is, as usual a “Comedy Show Dinner Special”  offered by the Hard Rock Café for only €10,00 or you can come early and just order something ala-carte from the menu.

If you’re planning on dinner you must be there early so you can eat before the show starts.

Doors open at 19:00 h and the show starts at 20:30 h.

If purchasing from Köln Ticket, I suggest picking the tickets up at one of their sales offices and you’;ll save the registered mail charges of € 7,50

If you are not able to get any tickets through the Köln Ticket hotline at 0221-2801 then send me a mail at johnnyhollywood@witty.com. I have a small contingency of tickets left for private sales.

We look forward to seeing you there.
Cheers Johnny

P.S. Don’t forget to check out great restaurant reviews with Johnny Hollywood on www.bonnavista.tv

FORTHCOMING EVENTS

Saturday 12 August            ‘LIPSTICK’ – a chance to enjoy a musical trip through time from the 30’s to the 80’s with swing, boogie, pop and soul.

www.lipstick-music.de at the

Musik in Merzbach Open Air Music Festival

www.musik-in-merzbach.de

Waldblick 17-23, 53359 Rheinbach-Merzbach

The event starts at 16.30 hrs, Lipstick will perform

around 19 hrs.

 

Saturday 19 August, 12- 17 hrs            Summer Fete

Saturday 19 August, 12- 16 hrs            Summer Fete

                                                            Tombola, Cream Teas, BBQ, English books, English                                                   English Fayre, Children’s activities, White Elephant, Plants                                                   Field Games,Plants

Live Music & Entertainment: ‘LIPSTICK’ (singing group), Jazz musicians, Irish dancers, Scottish dancers, apple bobbing

Venue: Anglican Church, corner Bonner Str./Lindenallee,

Köln-Marienburg 

 

Sunday 20 August, 11 hrs                    ‘LIPSTICK’ perform at Kultur im Hof, Himmeroder Hof, Himmeroder Wall (Glasmuseum) Rheinbach      

                                                           11 hrs – Brunch and seating available

Hollywood Comedy Show

Hello Comedy Fans and Friends,

This is our last Show before the summer break, so don’t miss it!

Well, it’s World Cup Championship Time in Germany and we’re going to have a ball too!

On Thursday, June 29th we have another great line-up of fantastic performers.

You once again have the opportunity to see the show with or without a dinner in the awesome atmosphere of the Hard Rock Café.

This week we have an incredible line-up for you.

Appearing this show:

PAUL FOOT

Paul Foot is probably the most unique comic there is. You either love him or hate him.

His persona and delivery are deeply funny. Undeniable genius; unbearably funny. He treads a treacherous path between delicate comedy genius and awkward failure. His seemingly clueless style of delivery and his irrational rants against everything from librarians to bowel movements never fail to elicit a love/hate response from audiences. It is difficult to retain one’s lungs whilst watching Paul because you laugh so much you almost expel them.

PETER SHUB

He started his career as an opener for such great artist like Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, Henny Youngman and attended the same college as Bill Cosby. He later studied under Marcel Marceau and has been one of Europe’s leading physical comedians performing with Roncalli Circus, the Cirque de Soleil, Cirque de Demain and has been seen on German TV many times. His crosso

ver between the physical and the wordless comedy and Stand-up make him truly the "Loudest Mime in the World"

JEM BROOKES

Jem has been in our show several times and has always peddled a relentless line of absurdist one-liners of wildly variable quality. Consolidating his great improv ability, he takes the "just happened to me today" moments and turns them into 10 and 20 minute tirades that leaves you wondering; "How does he come up with this shit?" His love for ginger-head jokes, German woman and German beer give him enough fodder for an incredibly entertaining evening

Hosting and Co-hosting the show as usual are: JOHNNY HOLLYWOOD and KATHY GERING.

Need we say more?

Once again we present our HOLLYWOOD’S COMEDY NIGHTS at the HARD ROCK CAFÉ in Cologne, and the word is out that we have the best all English Stand-up Comedy Show in town.

Remember, this IS the ONLY All English Stand-Up Comedy Show in town, so you won’t want to miss it. So come on down and bring your friends for the best Comedy entertainment around and each show is getting better and better..

We have moved the show to the downstairs so we can fit more of you in with seating and tables. That means around 150 will fit in the show, but not all will get seating. It’s first come first serve. Hey, it’s "Stand-up" Comedy.

We also have a great number of reservations from folks that don’t want to miss the show and we haven’t even sent out our mail yet. So if you plan on coming, you better get your reservations in quickly because this show will more than likely be a sell-out again.

Dinner guests will have a choice of 4 different entrée’s and will have table seating in prime locations to the stage.

Menu selections vary and all of them are including one soft drink.

The dinner will be served from 19:00 until 19:30h before the show and you can then sit back, digest and enjoy a few drinks before the show starts.

TABLES WILL BE HELD FOR DINNER RESERVATIONS ONLY UNTIL 19:30h.

AFTER THAT THEY WILL BE OPENED FOR GENERAL NON DINNER SEATING!

The doors open for the non-dinner guests at 19:30h so there is less confusion.

Show begins at 20:30h.

Ticket price for the Show with dinner is €20,- (Includes a choice of 4 Entrée’s) Ticket price for the Show without dinner is €10,- Students receive a € 2,- discount. (please present Student ID when purchasing ticket)

Tickets for the dinner show must be reserved by 12:00 on Wednesday 24/05/06 at:

tickets@hollywoodscomedynights.de or johnnyhollywood@witty.com or by phone at : 0163-2503780 or 0221-272-6880

Cheers and we’ll be looking forward to seeing you, Johnny & Kathy Remember to check out our website

Please feel free to pass this mail on to your friends that speak English and or enjoy English Stand-up Comedy!

REMEMBER: This is our last Show before the summer break, so don’t miss it!

We will be back in September with:

Sept.14 Trevor Lock from London, John Doyle from New Jersey, Martin Schmidt and Herbert Grünemeyer from somewhere around here.

 

www.hollywoodscomedynights.de 

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